Pacman Jones: Who Gives a Shit?

This guy has to be one of the most over hyped/talked about fuck-ups ever. At least with the 24-7 ESPN coverage of Brett Farve and Tiger Woods you’re talking about two of the best in their respective sports. Adam “Pacman” Jones hasn’t done shit. 

Since being drafted 6th overall in 2005 by the Titans, the Pacman hasn’t had much of an impact. He’s only played 30 games in 5 seasons. One reason for the lack of playing is the fact that he can’t stay out of trouble. He actually missed the entire 2007 season and 6 in 2008 for being a chode. But with a name like that who could stay out of trouble? In those 30 games he did manage to play in, he had 4 int’s and 3 return td’s, all of which came in 2006. So all this fuss is being made over a guy who can’t keep the old Tom Sawyer in his pants and hasn’t done anything of importance on the field in 4 years. What a great story.

I guess it pays to have a nickname these days. In that same 2005 draft class another guy with a nickname, Carnell “Cadillac” Williams won the rookie of the year award. Don’t get me wrong the caddy had a good year, but there were other rookie rb’s that could have gotten the nod (Brown,Gore). I’m sure the Pacman will lots of ghosts and fish tacos in Cincinnati this year if he doesn’t get suspended.