In the midst of allegations of rape and overall douchey behavior, a new claim has surfaced. Ben Roethlisberger only tips 7%, even on tags with more than 8 people. Rick Velsinco, a waiter at Ben's second favorite Georgia restaurant (2nd to Hooters), Jack's Steakhouse, says that the Steelers QB has been shorting him for years. "That motherfucker came in last tuesday with a group of young coeds, pulled me aside, and asked me to drop a roofie in one of their drinks. Naturally, I did, and the son of a bitch only tipped me 10 bucks on a $200 tab. Now I'm facing accomplice to rape charges. "
Roethlesburger offered no comment.
In other Roethisburger news: according to Michael Rand of the Minneapolis Star, a Pittsburgh food company has reportedly cut ties with Roethlisberger. Big Ben's Beef Jerkey will no longer be available to the people of the greater Pittsburgh area.
Roethlesburger offered no comment.
In other Roethisburger news: according to Michael Rand of the Minneapolis Star, a Pittsburgh food company has reportedly cut ties with Roethlisberger. Big Ben's Beef Jerkey will no longer be available to the people of the greater Pittsburgh area.
I did too, weird huh.
ReplyDeletei bet the jerky was good at least
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