Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Ben Roethlisberger: A bad tipper?

In the midst of allegations of rape and overall douchey behavior, a new claim has surfaced.  Ben Roethlisberger only tips 7%, even on tags with more than 8 people.  Rick Velsinco, a waiter at Ben's second favorite Georgia restaurant (2nd to Hooters), Jack's Steakhouse, says that the Steelers QB has been shorting him for years.  "That motherfucker came in last tuesday with a group of young coeds, pulled me aside, and asked me to drop a roofie in one of their drinks.  Naturally, I did, and the son of a bitch only tipped me 10 bucks on a $200 tab.  Now I'm facing accomplice to rape charges. "

Roethlesburger offered no comment.

In other Roethisburger news: according to Michael Rand of the Minneapolis Star, a Pittsburgh food company has reportedly cut ties with Roethlisberger.  Big Ben's Beef Jerkey will no longer be available to the people of the greater Pittsburgh area.